v1.0.0-vibeonly// built with claude, shipped with confidence, tested never

ripken.chong

TypeError:ambition exceeded skill level at line 1
portfolio.sh — zsh
$ claude "build me a personal website"
> Analyzing vibes...
> Generating 847 lines of code...
> Shipping before testing...
✓ ripkenchong.com deployed
(it works on my machine)
./projectsgithub ↗
// projects/4 items · all vibecoded · 0 unit tests

things I actually shipped

// click to expand · Ctrl+C the prompt · Ctrl+V into claude.ai · pray · ship

01🤖
Claude Buddy⚠ Warning: pet may become emotionally attached to your API key
○ local▶
02🌺
Touch of Aloha⚠ Note: no leis were harmed in the making of this deployment
● live▶
03🌭
SEEFOOD⚠ Accuracy: 100% on hotdogs, 73% on everything else
● live▶
04⚾
Diamond Mind⚠ Disclaimer: do not use for sports betting (please)
○ local▶
// about.md

the human
behind the vibes

01

ASU Computer Systems Engineering, class of 2026.

02

I get bored. I open Claude. I ship something. Repeat.

03

Pickleball is the only thing I do that can't be vibecoded.

04

Currently: senior year, figuring out what's next.

Error: how did this ship
at Ripken.buildProject (boredom.js:2:47)
at Claude.generateCode (vibes.ts:∞:1)
at Promise.ship (nogits.js:1:1)
at ASU.seniorYear (cse.degree:2026)
sports_teams.json
{
"MLB": "⚾ Orioles",
"NFL": "🦅 Eagles",
"F1": "🏎️ Red Bull",
"Soccer": "⚽ FC Barcelona"
}
tech_stack.ts
const stack = [
"React""Next.js""TypeScript""Python""FastAPI""PostgreSQL""Electron""AWS""Claude AI"
] // + whatever claude suggests
// TODO: get a job after graduation
// TODO: write unit tests (lol)
// TODO: stop shipping at 2am
// FIXME: all of the above
// gear/pickleball/7 items · curated · not vibecoded

current setup

// the one part of my life I didn't ask claude to help with

01 · main paddle

JOOLA Riptide Perseus Pro IV 16MM

→ buy↗
02 · under grip

Ethos Pickleball Pro Undergrip

→ buy↗
03 · over grip

CRBN DryTec Overgrip Medium Tackiness Teal

→ buy↗
04 · edge guard

JOOLA Pickleball Clear Edge Guard Tape

→ buy↗
05 · paddle cover

JOOLA Universal Neoprene Paddle Cover

→ buy↗
06 · bag

JOOLA Vision II Backpack Black

→ buy↗
07 · shoes

ASICS Solution Speed FF3 Dark Cobalt/White

→ buy↗
// resume/

credentials.pdf

// the official version of what the projects section already told you

●ripken-chong-resume.pdf
⚠ coming soon
class Education {
school: "Arizona State University"degree: "B.S. Computer Systems Engineering"grad: 2026
}
const projects = [
"🤖 Claude Buddy", // Electron, React
"🌺 Touch of Aloha", // React, Vite
"🌭 SEEFOOD", // React 18, TensorFlow.js
"⚾ Diamond Mind", // Python, PostgreSQL
]
// full PDF coming soon — GitHub tells the real story anyway